An audial boot in the ass. A phenomenal Thrash Metal band that inspired pretty much all Death/Black Metal. The Members consist of Tom Araya, Jeff Hanneman, Dave Lombardo, and Kerry King. They came out in 1983 & they kill noobs and posers everywhere.
Metalhead: YEAHHHH SLAYER IS AWESOME!!!
Emo Fag: Ewwww, loud angry Music
Metalhead: Fuck off, poser.
Emo Fag: Ewwww, loud angry Music
Metalhead: Fuck off, poser.
by CharonXul October 7, 2008
Get the Slayer mug.A nerd-tastic character class that is prominently featured in many popular RPGs. Can burn and maim convieniently placed wagons, carts and the like, while bringing full throttle balls-to-the-wall nerdgasms.
by Arking Nerdenheimer January 17, 2008
Get the Wagon Slayer mug.King Slayer is a sexual reference to punishing a king. Often used for forcefully making the king your bitch. To fulfill this you need to be able to sexually abuse the king. Quote from a fellow king slayer: “Troll blood is my drink, Riding dick is my kink”
by Lip abuser October 30, 2019
Get the king slayer mug.GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
by hellonicious July 7, 2006
Get the Paul Slater mug.A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:
"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.
guy1: Nice.
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.
guy1: Nice.
by Slayah X May 1, 2010
Get the Slayer's Bio mug.Thot Slayers United (TSU) is a small organization owned by OUS (Organization of United Slayers). Their main goal is to slay every thot in existence. They have a report and thots, which is sometimes updated, which includes thot ratings, how to get rid of a thot, and how to protect yourself from being seduced by a thot. They also have a legion system which is a group of slayers that work together to slay thots.
Pedestrian: How do I join Thot Slayers United?
TSU member: Just join their discord discord.gg/ZK8UvDK. You get questioned and then you build up the ranks.
Pedestrian: Wow, thanks!
TSU member: Just join their discord discord.gg/ZK8UvDK. You get questioned and then you build up the ranks.
Pedestrian: Wow, thanks!
by J4ckStyp3 November 11, 2018
Get the Thot Slayers United mug.An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.
Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019
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