The Slapper

When a straight guy slaps another straight guys ass at a slumber party.

Harry pulled off the slapper at Andrew's slumber party.

by Jonta October 14, 2005

slapper

synonym for whore or slut, a slapper is a girl who's not afraid to get out there...a lot...all the time...with anyone. A slapper is also known for cheating on their girl/boyfriends

Oh my god, did you see katarina subic on friday night? such a slapper....

by trjekngr November 17, 2010

knee slapper

A blunt that is so large, or otherwise so potent, a hit causes you to slap your knee and say "GAH'DAM."

We's burnin knee slappers in this bitch.

by The Pizza Man April 20, 2006

Slappery

1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.

1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.

ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.

by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016