National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

slap ass day

when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass

ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day

by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020

slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum

slap ass day

by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021