Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

Skinnie Slapper

Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.

Rachel is a skinnie Slapper. She tried the group thing last weekend and wants to do it again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018

bowl slapper

A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.

Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.

by BMc68 December 21, 2020

floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.

“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”

by KattMillMe August 2, 2021

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018