skeet 

1. To Masterbate

2. Sperm

1. I skeet to porn.

2. I got skeet all over her face.

skeet by sgs_09 May 13, 2006

skeet 

to ejaculate into a person, dog, or object opening in themself and feel great pleasure and pain at the same time. also to cum into a grls mouth named samie who left u with crabs and genetal warts and then killed herself the next day.

i want to skeet on samie but shes already dead....too bad

skeet by skeeter July 15, 2004

skeet 

What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.

Hey dad, look!

Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!

I thought it was a skydiver, dad!

Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....

skeet by Boxymoron February 24, 2005

Skeet 

Alternative use of s'keet (has nothing to do with cum).

A person who is nasty in a playful way or wilds out alot. Also can be known as a skeeter for males.

I seen you dancing at the club, you skeet/skeeter.

Daron, you are such a skeeter...we saw you skeetin with all them chicks at the meeting; tryin to get their number.

Skeet by Juana4ev December 28, 2005

skeet 

to ejaculate in a woman's face; to leave apbruptly

im gonna skeet skeet in your face.
let's skeet out of here

skeet by D.LAuf July 2, 2005

skeet 

Lil' Johns way of saying he will bust a nut all over your face.

" I will skeet on your face."

skeet by mexicant April 17, 2005

skeet 

a syringe, used as slang, aka, "wanna go shoot some skeet" aka "wanna go pop some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)"

"wanna go shoot some skeet?" aka "wanna go bang some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)?"

skeet by nola jon February 16, 2004