sittin sideways

To be completely drunk, almost to the point of not being able to stand up straight

Man I was sittin sideways so bad that i couldnt even walk ut the stairs.

by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008

sittin sidewayz

When you're riding in a lowrider and you tilt the car sidewayz

Mike was sittin sidewayz in his lowrider.

by AZN Sensation September 16, 2005

sitin sidewayz

just cruzin in a zigg-zagging way in old school cars

I was sitin sidewayz with my boys on sunday

by cc pimp July 9, 2005

sideways bethel bounce

when you a fucking your girl up the ass from behind and she can't take it any longer because you have whiskey dick so you have to pull out and roll her on her side so she can finish you with her mouth while on a trampaline

After a long dry screw we had to resort to a sideways bethel bounce.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Sideways bitch

A male or female acting "sideways" or "bitchy"

Yo man Sergio was being such a lil sideways bitch today, don't invite him out with us.

by TheHornyDinosaur January 18, 2017

sideways russian jew buster

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.

I saw a live Sideways Russian Jew Buster last night at the club!

by Unrealfeet February 22, 2017

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008