Shmishshmortion

Slang term for abortion, when you really don't want to say the real thing. Perhaps in front of a prego, or your parents.

Man, was I ever relieved after I had that shmishshmortion.

by Bettie<3 June 21, 2011

shmishschmillion

It is the highest unit in counting. It precedes trillion. It comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the DNA of every homo-sapian.

"now that I'm a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon"

by koboni January 11, 2012

Shumister

Another name for somebody that has the name "shu" in it. Like Joshua. Makes them sound awesome.

Score 1 for shumister...

by Carl Carl June 11, 2013

Shmasted

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016