Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

Shlong

Cock/Dick/Skinny Penis/Willy

I Have A Real Large Shlong Today!

by ThatOneSmallKid June 23, 2017

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 2, 2022