Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes

That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.

by Boki April 5, 2004

knee slapper

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

by Skullex May 18, 2008

shapperflupper

(n.) people with the ability to shap up their flupping mouth.

That girl is a great shapperflupper. She should teach others how to be as good as she is at shapperflupping.

by TokikoHyuuga April 16, 2011

slapper

a woman who fucks alot of men in a small period of time.

hey man, that chick is fit, but fuck me she's a slapper.
yeah she fucked 10 guys in 2 weeks.

by Morgan June 22, 2004

Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005