shaning

rage cheating with a shit bypass and calling it legit + having low IQ

Oh this kids shaning his a$$ off

by 23wss June 20, 2024

Shaning it

When you willingly decide to sleep at 6 pm instead of having a great time with your friends

Guy 1: Lets play dnd everyone is on a call
Guy 2: Sorry dude its 5:35pm I need to sleep
Guy 1: stop shaning it

by goonman24 March 15, 2026

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Sanging

Used by Ivan instead of the proper word “singing”

Ivan struggles with English

AND MY FRIEND BEGAN SANGING IT IN SCHOOL JUST TODAY

by Yuutoriii December 8, 2025

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012