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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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Shithead

Someone that likes to use the same restroom consecutively at a certain place or location. During these time frames where others would be annoyed having to wait due to a “Shithead” constantly taking his time using the restroom. The person will then get angry and yell shithead! Then proceeds to leave having no other choice to withstand the annoyance. These people are what we call Shitheads. There are certain altercations where these “Shitheads” will take hours due to constipation and anxiety. These is what we call the Poodela Affect. Where as in their anxiety builds up overtime due to the “Poodela Affect” they have no choice to use the same toilet at the precise location which causes to have no altercation with their own personal toilet at home.
Oh man! There’s a shithead; Always a shithead everywhere huh!
by Psudoynm September 27, 2023
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Shithead

Shithead is a name a parent would give to the most unfortunate of foetuses
Darryl: omg look at the new kids name.
Marco: his name is deadass shithead, his parents must hate him
by ChildishMcqueen March 20, 2024
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Shithead

The type of person that would leave a skid mark on the toilet and not clean it up after using the bathroom, in public or in somebody’s house.
That guy is a total shithead, he walked out of the bathroom before me and left skid marks on the toilet.
by jgn21 May 22, 2024
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Shitheaded

To be very angry about something. The highest level of rage
"I just got fired from my job and on the way home some dumbass rear ended me. I'm fuckin shitheaded right now"
by SDfoo May 25, 2025
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Shithead

Pronounced: Sha-Feed

The phrase "Shit Head" but without the space making both the T & H silent as per expected pronunciation.

Can be used to comical affect during a conversation to describe someone or a pet. Can also be pluralised: Shitheads
My dog Benji was being a right Shithead yesterday.

The current government are a bunch of Fucking Shitheads.
by Neosid December 2, 2025
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myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool
Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead
by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013
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