Fast Swimmer

A polite way of saying that somebody is a homosexual or "fag".
If you happen to start to call somebody a "fag" and then realize you would only get glares and silence in return, you can resort to saying fast simmer, if you have not pronounced the "G".

Aw, Tyler? He's such a Fa-a-a-sst swimmer...

Adam's coming over? Isn't he a Fast Swimmer? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

by TheGigglyStreetGang July 22, 2010

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soup swimmer

Derogatory term for the white man who continues to oppress my people on the reg. Alternately, one who swims in soup, ie. a cracker.

"Man, the jury ain't nothin' but a bunch of soup swimmers! And I thought they suppose to be my peers!"

"Man, you all ain't nothin' but a bunch of peezy headed soup swimmin' ass nappy hair havin' cracka' motha' fuckas'!"

by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005

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shimmershammer

Appropriate, All purpose word, a verb adjective, noun, pronoun, nickname for anyone, meaning anything, whenever. alternative variations: shimsham(noun) Shim Sham Sharoo!(exclamation)

Hey! shimsham! go over there and push and claim.
Make sure you shimmershammer before you shimmershammer, damit shimsham.
random exclamation: Shim Sham ShaRoo!! Look at that!

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

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sack swimmer

What all humans are before they are fertilized eggs. Human sperm cell.

"I was doin that when you were still a sack swimmer!"

by JB McDuffie July 10, 2007

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shammer

in Hawai'i it means you have a big dick.

Hey Sal! you got one big dick brah! we gonna call you shammah (shammer) from now on!

by Bruce Hansen October 5, 2006

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Band Skimmer

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins

Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."

by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010

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