Shid

When you are shitting out a cinder block of turd and it feels like a dick is going up your anus

“Hey babe can we have sex with the strap on tonight?”

“No my fucking ass hole hurts I just took a shid”

by Crimsonstars June 12, 2022

Shid

When Someone Shid's it is typically in their underwear as the term shit is more colloquially used to define a crap done on a toilet.

Oh Noes i thinketh i did a Shid in my underpants.

by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022

shid and fard

the act of simultaneously shidding and/or farding due to excitement and/or horny. Or the state of mind that Mkacher goes through when he is approached by "pussy".

when chicks see me, they shid and fard, i am diarrhea inducing.

by un pénis bleu gonflé January 14, 2023

Shidazzle

when a beautiful lady requires a number 2 motion, she sparkles in every way shape and form and she simply shidazzle's her glitter from her never end. (created by watson & johnson)

the beautiful young female had to rush off to the toilet all in a fluster, she felt something coming and it wasn't golden it was glitter, she sparkled with excitement as she sat on the throne and let her shidazzle out.

by watson & johnson July 9, 2023

fa shaddas

The mating call of the female sprinkleasauras

Fa shaddas ill be getting laid tonight

by adam pwns u x3 December 10, 2007

little shidiot

A little shit being an idiot, or an annoying human being being an idiot. Little-shit + idiot

You are a "little shidiot".
(Little)(shit)(idiot)

by Alivia0702 May 18, 2015

bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.

Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.

by jetpants May 1, 2019