Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.

In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.

by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019

Shellington

where someone is very happy and is enjoying life

"i feel very shellington today"

by ventron500 November 14, 2019

Shellie

Shellie aka Michelle aka Margie and it is defined as a bad sister who refuses to visit or meet with a sibling.

Shellie is also an action, being when someone has time and doesn't use it properly.

I pulled a Shellie today, had 5 hours to several days to do things but instead sat in my closet reading the tags on my shoes.

by Bodhi T November 27, 2019

Shaolinmester

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

Shaolinmester is an instagram name.

by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

Shelizha

(Shelizha) is a beautifull girl - she can sometimes let other people fund her own way but she is a mad and bad bitch anyone bothers her she will shout at you and she will scream but that’s shelizha.she is expressed about herself and if she has a problem she will say it. It’s hard for shelizha to make friends as she trusts no one and if your one of them people in her circle then you are lucky .

“That girl over there is a Mad bitch ,that’s shelizha’

by Wlllkdks January 24, 2020

sheilian

A girl who is a poopie head and loser. Sheilians often think they are cool but they are not.

I am going to take a sheilian

by Coolgirltiffany January 25, 2020

Shaolin Monfon

Also know as Monfon. Sometimes referred to as Shaolin. Not to be confused with Shaolin soccer.

The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.

May you have a Shaolin Monfon rest of the decade

by Monfizzy January 30, 2020