Sheem

A some what vintage term used widely amongst the older men to rate woman. If a man and his buddies saw an attractive woman walk by they'd rate her from 1-40. 40 being a sheem - or thirty-eight-two. Therefore a sheem is a fine woman, top-notch, dime-piece... the dream woman, especially in the physical sense.

Daniel: Did you see Shelia? Damn!
Tom: Hells yea, shes fourty fasho - she's a sheem.

by Frosted Flakes July 23, 2006

Shelby

A girl, who, from afar, seems pretty chill, and even maybe kinda cute. But then once you befriend her, you find out she's a total sociopath.

Yeah, she seemed so nice for a second, I thought we had a real connection... Turns out, that bitch is a total Shelby.

by AnimalCracker12345 October 15, 2011

dead shelby!

someone named shelby who is rather stupid

dead shelby!!! goof!
son of a dead shelby

by magic'al2 February 13, 2008

Shelby

Extremely rare Red head, Beautiful woman, she lives the family life, seeks to find stability in the home life, very loyal and loving friend who cares a lot for others, but won't be pushed around, has a wonderful personality, can fix her problems set before her with ease, understanding and knowledgeable in sticky situations, very sexy in bed, determined to keep one man happy and can cook on hell of a meal.

Lucy: Hey Shelby how are you and the family doing?

Wade: Shelby those are some really great potatoes you cooked up.

Gary: Wow Shelby, your children are amazing! So smart.

by light333 January 26, 2017

selma

the gayest town ever

girl 1: have u ever been to selma
girl 2: hell yeah i grew up there...SELMAAA
girl 1:...u should get slapped

by mocha pocha August 7, 2006

shelby

resembling a man. boobless. tough. manly.

that guy reminds me of shelby!!!

by stekamee May 12, 2009

Sheem

A turd that has been flattened slightly by the pressure of a toddler's booty on his or her undies or diaper. Essentially, a sheem is a poop that has been executed covertly and then squished. Usually there is some reluctance on the part of the sheemer to acknowledge that he's carrying a load, probably because he's in the midst of potty training and doesn't want to get with the program.

Today (says my three-year-old son about another kid at daycare), Brady had a sheem in his pants and it was in his diaper because he doesn't go on the potty!

by Gussysmom September 13, 2008