santhacine

the pile of poop you step on while walking outside to get your newspaper.

GODDAMNIT! I stepped on a santhacine while i was in my slippers!

GODDAMNIT! I stepped on a santhacine while i was in my slippers!

by WeoWeo209 December 30, 2011

Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

shanghai slamdunk

While fucking a girl doggystyle, preferably, in the ass, you thrust extra hard making her moan in pain/pleasure, you then shit in your hand and slam dunk it in her open mouth.

E.g.: "Dude, i totally shanghai slamdunked the entire Chinese gymnastics team. That's why they all have sour looks on their faces!"

by alejandroninja May 9, 2014

Shanghai Swoop

When an Asian woman sits on your face and eats sticky rice at the same time

Cho Chang gave Harry dat Shanghai Swoop last night

by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015

Shant

Shall not

I shant do it because I don't want to.

by LDigity July 8, 2015

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Shanghai cauliflower

While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.

I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.

by Mr. Jeff Westside October 5, 2017