Shankino

Usually a cool person, with a mad sense of humor. Will make you laugh, but is sad 75% of the time

Bro that guy Shankino is so cool. He just made the funniest joke ever.

by MowiZaddy November 22, 2021

Shankino

A smart funny guy, who is also sad on the inside. Anyone named Shankino, is destined to make you piss yourself from laughing.

Shankino is so funny.
Shankino is hot omg.

by MowiZaddy November 22, 2021

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

Sharking

The act of continuing to work, move around, or accomplish tasks in an attempt to put off the inevitable physical crash that you know is coming, in order to be able to finish something important, such as driving home after work, or finish a critical school or work assignment on a tight deadline. Because much like a shark, the moment you stop moving, you're going to collapse into a puddle and drown.

"How are you doing."
"I'm really sharking hard right now. Gotta keep moving enough to finish these few things. Then I can stop and rest."

by Athena's Owl March 8, 2022

Shakanking

The action of masterbating while taking a shit.

“We caught Jacob shakanking in the bathroom”

by MrMataUsi November 17, 2022

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014