Ellaboo- hey baby wanna sext?
Chad-sure i love sexting
ellaboo- okay... so tell me what to do and ill send pics
Chad-lets rp then...
ellaboo-okay chad i'll start
ellaboo- hey honey
chad-hey
ellaboo-*unbuttons her blouse*
chad- helps take it off and smells it
ellaboo- you like it ?
chad- its dirty ill go wash it
ellaboo-what?
chad-OH FUCK I GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY MY MOMMY JUST PULED IN THE DRIVEWAY
*chad logs off*
Chad-sure i love sexting
ellaboo- okay... so tell me what to do and ill send pics
Chad-lets rp then...
ellaboo-okay chad i'll start
ellaboo- hey honey
chad-hey
ellaboo-*unbuttons her blouse*
chad- helps take it off and smells it
ellaboo- you like it ?
chad- its dirty ill go wash it
ellaboo-what?
chad-OH FUCK I GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY MY MOMMY JUST PULED IN THE DRIVEWAY
*chad logs off*
by ________________ribs May 27, 2022
Get the Sextingmug. Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
Get the pity sextmug. The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.
Poop synonym: releasing the kraken
Poop synonym: releasing the kraken
OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.
by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025
Get the Kraken sextsmug. by Cablecrash November 30, 2013
Get the group sextingmug. Girl 1: "This guy Andrew that I hooked up with a couple of months ago just sent me a sext at 2pm on a Tuesday...when I texted him back, he never replied."
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"
by anonymous March 18, 2023
Get the Drive-by Sextmug.