self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013

service organization

an organization that provides services for the poor - - service is an act done to benefit the poor/needy.

a charity, i.e. Share Life

by fdas May 13, 2005

GF services

Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.

She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.

by LuigiSqueegee November 15, 2016

p service

Postal Service.

Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.

by DLL November 20, 2003

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017

fan service

see fanservice

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Fan service

Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews (aka barchie) from the shitty tv show riverdale. Only became canon (possibly) because of the psycho fans who harassed the writers to make it happen.

Barchie is such fan service.

by Screwriverdale April 8, 2020