A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.
S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji
When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.