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Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.
S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

Selfie Bomb 

Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.
My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.

My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
Selfie Bomb by Changolicious January 15, 2014

Selfie Awareness 

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.
TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

Selfie Awareness 

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.
TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

selfie righteous 

Acting superior to those who take selfies.
You may not like taking pictures of yourself, but don't get all selfie righteous towards those who do.
selfie righteous by slothie July 12, 2014

selfie sticked 

When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.