Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.

dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017

seasoty

A great tiktok fanpage with over 1k followers! They like any pronouns along with neopronouns! They are also known to be in the HOBI CULT.

“Did you see seasoty’s new video??”
“Omg yes! I love them!”

by 2kitkatbars December 29, 2020

Sebass

Is someone who has a massive dump truck. Is an amazing friend and is a cool guy

Wow that Sebass guy is a lad

by Pissbabyboi February 21, 2021