Selective Bisexuality

When someone is gay or lesbian for everyone except 1 person of the opposite sex

My friend’s psycho former friend Donna is a lesbian, but for some reason she wanted to bang him. She has selective bisexuality

by Celtic_Wytch August 10, 2019

Selective Snowfall

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member

last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall

by john the faptist December 28, 2021

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012

selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011

reductive

It's referred to someone who tries to be just like you but that person fails at their attempts.

I bought a beautiful pair of black mate shoes last week and showed them to Max... I saw him with a exact pair this morning, he's so reductive to me.

by Mary Jane Hollands April 8, 2016

Seductative

A type of medicine, usually some sort of mild hallucinogen, that induces a low resistance to seduction. Formed from Seductive + Sedative

man 1: Did you do her?
man 2: Yeah... I probably shouldn't have, but i was on seductatives!

by John J Lannon January 16, 2009