Section 1

A cliquish collection of douche bag “guys” at an elitist all boys prep school that pride themselves on their academic prowess, overrated athletic accomplishments and drunken conquests of naive girls.

Did you hear that guy from Section 1 got into Yale?

by anonymous June 1, 2023

sections

directory ; index ; issuer ; title ; facsimile

divisions are separated by sections

by Dellakiddo March 19, 2022

Instagram comment section

That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.

Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N

by SLgca January 2, 2024

C section crowd

The lunch time crowd at the strip club, the strippers are subpar at that time.

Where's Jimmy?
Oh he's part of the c section crowd

by that guy up the road August 19, 2016

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included

guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!

by lowes_customer October 10, 2021