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Secret Ninja Knot

An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries
by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011
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secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
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secret chill

A friend's partner that they don't want you to know about
He's got a few secret chills, Shakira is just one of them
by shntrnr August 20, 2014
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Secret Hitler

A social deception board game similar to Werewolf or Among Us. This game is

Each player is on one of two teams, the Liberals or the Fascists, but nobody knows anyone's role except for their own. Throughout the game, the group votes on which players they trust to perform certain duties, such as enacting legislation that will advance either the liberals' or fascists' agenda, investigate players to gather intelligence, or killing some to remove them from the game entirely. The game ends when either one side has completed their agenda, or if the player with the "Secret Hitler" role (the captain of the Fascist team) gets elected/killed.

The game is very easy to learn, fun to play, and a great way to see how well you can read your friends when they may be trying to lie to you
"Hey man do you want to come over tonight to play Secret Hitler?"

"Sure! Last time we played, Kendra completely had me fooled and convinced me she was on my team when she was trying to kill me the whole time!"
by BrunoMan December 28, 2020
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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020
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