Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

Yote Your Scrote

To yote your scrote is to fart while sitting down.

Yote being the past tense of yeet in this case, and being representative of the fart. You yote your scrote because when you fart while sitting down, the gas has no where to go besides your scrotum.

"Bro nice one! you just yote your scrote"
"Can a goat yote his scrote or just vibrote his scrote with a yote?"

by Yote Your Scrote September 23, 2018

Scrotalator

An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness

“Johnny seems to touch himself a lot....”
“Yea, he’s a scrotalator, he can’t help himself”

by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018

throat scrote

The tiny ballsack located in the back of your throat.

Ow, I pushed those fries so far back into my mouth that they hit my throat scrote!

by Lebbie Coone November 7, 2013

scrote

Short for scrotum,
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.

"My scrote got caught on a nail while I was jumping the fence!" or "That bitch got my whole scrote in her mouth, and she's ready to bight" but also "I shaved my scrote this morning"

by Steevowe August 8, 2005

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

by Lanky August 15, 2003