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Jon Schrope

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.
Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.
by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010
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SCOPE

Ay, SCOPE this out...that ain't his girl he makin out wit.
by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003
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two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.
"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"
by 2 legit April 12, 2007
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Double Scoop

Double Scoop means when a person has two partners at the same time (like a double scoop ice cream cone). Basically when you "double scoop" somebody you cheat on them.
Boy: Hey did you hear about that skank Jessica?
Boy2: No, what happened?
Boy: She was totally double scoopin' her boyfriend.
Boy2: No way!
by angryrobotz November 26, 2009
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super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.
When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.
by tomjr April 14, 2006
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Scoop that Jelly

Created by: Akaido17x and EskimoRican

Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx

Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'

When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.

Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."

May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.

Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."

It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.

Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:

George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.

Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.

Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.

Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.
Example 1:

Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."

Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."

Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."

Example 2:

President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."

Example 3:

Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"

Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"

Example 4:

Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"

EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"

Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."
by Akaido17x October 7, 2008
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no-scope

When the male achieves penetration without the assistance of his or his partners hands.
boy: "OMG I just no-scoped your vag LOL!!"
girl: "WTF hax..."
by Nemex January 10, 2008
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