screaming seagull

when you are doing it on the beach, you pull it out, roll it in the sand, then cram it back in

that hooker dug her nails into my back while i was bangin her on the beach so i gave her a screaming seagull

by bradincali March 2, 2007

screaming

You’re “screaming” if something makes you laugh so hysterically that you’re basically just hollering like you’re about to charge into battle.

This was already an expression before the internet, so the origin is uncertain.

“Last night I ate a burrito, and then accidentally vomited it onto my cat.”

“im fucking screaming”

by YodelinBurrito July 9, 2022

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

screaming hyena

when your partner's penis is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes

you pull off your boyfriend's boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked cock and you can't help it and giggle as he puts on his pants and runs home crying

by harshem May 1, 2005

anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

screamingwhisper

Muttering under your breath in such a way that you cannot but help make yourself heard.

This first came into common use after the website screamingwhisper.com grew in popularity as a place where adults could voice their opinions without being worried about text speak and other incomprehensible Internet abbreviations.

If someone fails to say thank you the you might quietly say "Don't mention it." ... then under your breath you'd mutter "Oh, sorry you didn't" and then later on you might want to share your frustration with others or even post all about your mood on an internet message board. The culmination of this is known as having a screamingwhisper.

by Messy February 22, 2005

Screaming Eagle

When someone is either so drunk or so sick that they both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. The resulting act dictates a person trying to decide to either vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or shit in the toilet and vomit on the floor. Either way, the person is screaming and must support themselves with both arms, thus the Screaming Eagle has been performed.

Kristen was really sick last night, it sounded like she performed a Screaming Eagle

by Dallasfiveo February 27, 2014