Schrödingers Goth Complex

Someone who talks about wanting to date a goth girl but is actually referring to egirls. Usually acts disgusted when seeing actual goths

He always talks about wanting to date goth girls until the girl is actually goth. He totally has a Schrödingers Goth Complex

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Pussy

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.

Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.

by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022

Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.

Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism

by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

by shad0wbits February 12, 2021

Schrödinger's cypher site

Whatever site your cypher settup is on, the enemies will always go the the other one.

I set up on B 5 rounds in a row and they went A for all of them, its schrödinger's cypher site again

by The valorant man August 25, 2025

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021