schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.

Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.

by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015

schizophacebookism

Someone who will request you as a friend or accept you as a friend particularly on Facebook (can include other social networks) but will ignore any messages from you. Also know as a bi-polar networker.

Tara has been my friend for years now on Facebook, but she's got a bad case of schizophacebookism.

by MiNd:CrImE August 6, 2014

Schizobabel

To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.

John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 22, 2015

Schizofry-fry

Schizofry-fry
adjective:

skit-so-frai-frai
Definition:
A clever portmanteau combining the word schizophrenic with the phrase "permafried".

Usage:
Usually used in reference to a person who has taken too many drugs in their lifetime, and consequently exhibits drugged-out, paranoid characteristics. (See: iPermafried./i

"Hey have you seen Charles lately? That guy is totes schizofry-fry on the M!

by Ajaxsmajax August 19, 2018

schizophrenia

A Catholic White Man

Donald J Trump Has Schizophrenia

by DimondBack74 November 26, 2018

schizophrunk

A person who tends to be an extremely annoying drunk and who will also hallucinate at times. They seem to always be in their own world and are very weird. Don’t go up and talk to them during these times or else you may be offended or aggravated.

Did you see Daniele? She’s pointing at nothing.... maybe she’s a schizophrunk... let’s kick her out.

by curban February 3, 2019