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Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.
Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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Sausage Wee

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants
by Fabio September 23, 2004
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Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
Did u see his cocktail sausage
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hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
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Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
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Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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