Spatchy

Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.

by af632 August 17, 2012

smatchy chawch

An asshole that smells sour

That guy's a smatchy chawch

by Drunkisish May 21, 2017

Satchel

A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)

Dont pull a satchel or I will hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

by Senju Clan March 23, 2019

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010