cylindrical glass saber

A marijuana smoking apparatus

A bong

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021

saberoid

Weapons used in power ranges to kill the bad guys. GO GO POWER RANGER!

Go Billie, you can do it, kill him with you SABEROID!

by Sethan September 16, 2005

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Saber Toothed Tigress

A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.

No one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many Saber Toothed Tigresses scared away all the cougars.

by EmilyMSchmidt December 19, 2008