Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

Alex and Samantha

The cutest couple ever

omg they are so Alex and Samantha

by Samwithyourmom:) December 8, 2021

Samantha Dementer

Will use you, stab you in the back, walk all over you... She will sleep with your boyfriend,brother, father, cousin, grandpa, son, daughter, girlfriend, sister, mother, aunt, grandma...etc.

Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, you wont feel a damn thing adn you might want to tie a 2 by four on you just in case you fall in!

She is a baby killer. When she is not killing babies she is PRETENDING to be pregnant

Theres Samantha Dementer, grab anyone you care about she will sleep with them and give them something

by bitch get r done August 23, 2009

Samantha

deserves nothing.

Samantha
is

broken.

by be.gay. July 20, 2019

Samantha

Amazing in every way. Once you meet her... You can't forget her.

"Hey have you met Samantha?"
"Yeah she is really pretty... And smart... And reallllllyyyyy nice."
"I know I keep trying to sit next to her so that she will notice me."

" it is really surprising how she is not the most popular girl in school."
"I know."

by Poperdoodle May 15, 2016

Samantha

A walking goddess one of the sexiest girls you'll ever meet has a great booty and body is all around a great girl never dump a Samantha it'll be your biggest mistake ever.

Damn I wish I didn't dump Samantha.

by ethandtilley June 19, 2016

Samanttha

Sexy little thing, tan, blue eyed, do i need to say more? athletic, amazing cheerleader. dates very attractive soccer players with stunning bodies(:
funny, great body, and all around incredible!
;)

;) stunning cheerleader samanttha sam samantha robbie

by sexy little thing August 22, 2011