Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

Salomae

Independent beautiful young lady who loves music, Michael Jackson, and the beach! Usually hated on and envied most of the time but doesn't give a F***!

Man i wish i could be like Salomae, she just has it all!

by Sa lol:) November 12, 2009

Salmon Snatchers

Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.

"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"

by FatClouds October 9, 2008

marinating salmon

An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.

Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.

by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014

Salmon City

1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.

2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.

1. Salmon City blows, let's go buy some goon.

2. Yuck! This shit tastes like a salmon sandwich.

by pens nizzle June 17, 2008

salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Salon

A group of gays that when observed, their Fabulousness cannot be denied.

Honey, that not just one or two queens, look at that group, stunning. That's a salon.
Jake pulled his mesh top over his head and left to meet the rest of his Salon before stunning all the boys at the club
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by StrangerRanger May 9, 2020