Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.

I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.

Salad and chill by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

Salad roasting by WooLIII May 8, 2018

Salad Führer der Sowjetunion

A person who is the ruler of the Soviet Union

Oh look, Salad Führer der Sowjetunion is coming to visit us today!

Salad Führer der Sowjetunion by YourNutrtiousSalad January 16, 2021

Salad Ass 

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

Salad Ass by SweetFish February 17, 2010

Salad bar Christian 

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

Salad bar Christian by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Salad fart 

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!

Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!

Salad fart by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

salad fingers 

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.

"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

salad fingers by katy luke March 31, 2005