Swapnil

Swapnil is an innocent looking guy, you will make you warm and fuzzy.

He is a teachers pet and licks ass to get his way. He is a big attension seeker and nerd (not a good nerd).

He has a very big ego and a very small dick. He thinks he deserves the best of everything and treats everyone else like shit. He is a two faced creep who gives off good and childish vibes but is a total asshole once you get to know him.
He expects you to follow his rules and ways of life and will make you feel guilty if you don't.
In a relationship he is the worst and most toxic motherfuckers who onlywants sex and won't stop until he gets it. He is always horny but no one knows it. He is a sick psychopath so never trust.

If you see a swapnil within innocent face and makes everyone think he is righteous and is very religiously focused - RUN!

Teacher - Swapnil is the best student i've ever seen.
meanwhile:
Girl1 - He is so innocent.
Girl2- Trust me he is the most maniipulative motherfucker you'd ever meet!

by corpusluteum March 16, 2023

domicile swap bro/s

Domicile swap bro/s: noun. When you sleep at your bro's house with a girl while he's sleeping at your house with a girl whilst thine families art awayeth until morrow so that when families come home the bros can meet up next dawn to reminisce about yesternight, and hereby pound out the domicile swap brosness (respectable and luhgend ahdem) (is that a flashlight?) and then light up yet another jay that, can we play ping pong and eat them legend goafers (creative spelling item)(taaaaaaasty), will be smoked on the last drop of cherrydew to respectfully honor thine mighty Hyperion.

Act 2
Scene 1

After coming back from a bubbly water break sesh, Eliansel and Viclentodius returned to Elsingstone, (n.b.: no relation to the jamaican highland), whenceforth they seated for supper, served by none other than that hairy guy, who pronounced "and specials off the menu for tonight, food ahdem numba 1, food ahdem number 2, food ahdem number 3, and pasta a la pot, (n.b.: not to be confused with a francophone transposition of language), and proceeded to consume tons and tons of sheep shlong, (joast joaking).

Goafer intermission.

That was the example. I included the word domicile swap bro/s because I had to.

by trololovski October 2, 2011

Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

by xsed, February 23, 2013

Stapling

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

Crotch Swap

A sex change operation

Did you hear Paul got a crotch swap? Her name is Paula now.

by glebs November 10, 2006

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017

swap tartar sauce

To engage in the act of intercourse. Can be used as a humourous pick up line.

"I ended up swapping tartar sauce with Caitie last night, so yeah, it was a good party,"

"Hey babe, wanna go out back & swap tartar sauce?"

by Steveh May 28, 2004