Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Splinking

Splinking is a sexual act that involves two men rubbing their cock and balls together until it creates enough heat to start a fire which they then use to light a fat blunt that they smoke while performing oral sex on eachother

Me and john were Splinking the other day and accidentally started a fire that killed 249 people

by Yeh787 April 11, 2026

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.

"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"

by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

The Sploindinger

Noun:

Shoving an entire arm into the rectum of another human, and using them as a puppet.

"I gave that idiot The Sploindinger yesterday..."

by Sploindinger central July 31, 2023

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024