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Spoinkers 

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink
We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!
Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016

Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

Thrusty Sprinkle 

A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.
He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.

yellow sprinkles 

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.
Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012