great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

by SilentLemon January 08, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

snorkeling in the red sea

Going down on a girl who is on her period

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood

by Peneface March 31, 2014

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 06, 2008

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023

Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.

Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.

by Peesalot June 21, 2018