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mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023
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Lookout Slurpee

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.
Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..
by SirGradu December 6, 2020
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Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.
jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 26, 2020
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Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.
My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.
by Soy lady January 23, 2021
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Slurpee

slurpee is very healthy food and nutrition
by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 8, 2021
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Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
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Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.
Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts
by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022
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