mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Lookout Slurpee

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.

Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..

by SirGradu December 6, 2020

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

Slurpee

food and nutritious

slurpee is very healthy food and nutrition

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 8, 2021

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.

Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts

by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022