SHTF

SHTF

Shit hit the fan

It's what happens when you disobey the SWMBO

" I stayed out too late drinking with the boys, and boy did the SHTF when I got home."

by DuckNKover October 13, 2009

SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

Complete civil unrest, the end of the world as we know it. An event that the beaten, republican losers are praying for now that their party has has been marginalized.

There will never be another republican president, so I hope the SHTF soon because it's already over for my party.

by lol@survivalists April 10, 2009

shitfuck

an alcoholic beverage consisting of EVERYTHING you can find around you, may it be multiple kinds of alcohol, condiments such as mustard or even dirt. anything goes. youll feel shitfucked afterwords

lets go make shitfucks guys i love not remembering what happened the night before

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

shtuff

shitty stuff or just plain stuff...

i have so many shtuff i have to deal with...

by his property December 1, 2004

shtuff

A combination of the nouns "stuff" and "shit". A hint that this stuff smells more like shit than just average stuff.

Boss: "Did you get the files I forwarded?"

Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"

by mark the disgruntled employee August 25, 2008

shitfuck

An alternate method of identifying an individual who pleasures others with anal sex, especially if there will be fecal matter involved.

you are obsessed fucking my ass, you shitfuck!

by SkillShit July 20, 2008

shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.

What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...

by redbomber0 December 28, 2005