shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 04, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by February 23, 2023

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Shred and Illy

A hot couple who fucks regularly. Shred has a fat kok and illy rides it like a champ

Shred and illy are perfect together

by ShredBundy April 09, 2021

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 15, 2010