shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.

Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!

by iamrrh April 11, 2020

shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .

aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past

by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020

Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

by Damiqua January 15, 2011

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022