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ninja slipper

a visible camel toe
yo man check out the hot asain with the ninja slipper bouncin around in spandex!
by thenewkrew September 7, 2006
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Slippery Sock

Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.
Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!
by Jason Schuler March 29, 2008
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Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.
My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher
by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023
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basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way
your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town
by mr. squinter February 19, 2010
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Curbside Shopper

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.
A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.
by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011
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mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.
by slick sal July 1, 2005
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Slippery Dick

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.
Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!
by fishy! October 30, 2011
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