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Shitty mullet

shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.
"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."
by The big v man May 29, 2013
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ShiftOne Umangier

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).
12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***
by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019
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Shitty Comment Can

Much Like bad story bin except for shorter stories that are deemed as comments instead of full length stories. Much like the bad story bin it is created using the arms, except it is smaller and only involves the hands to create somewhat of a can shape that the person will promptly place his shitty comment into.
"Hey dude I got pulled over yesterday"

"HAHA did he like, frisk you?"

*use shitty comment can*
by Sambo314 August 2, 2006
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Chavy Shift

When one of your co-Workers arrives at a differnet time then the rest of your department, usually hours after everyone else.
You Slim, you just got in its 9:30 we start at 6 am. Yeah dog im Chavy Shiftin
by ButOFthe12 May 14, 2015
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Jersey Shitty

An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
Man, we got ourselves shitty offa Jersey Shitty!
by thomspon10 November 23, 2006
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shitty dipping

the act of swimming naked in a body of water with high levels of fecal contamination.
We went shitty dipping in the water, even though there was a recent sewage spill in the lake.
by Teacher of the Year January 5, 2008
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shitty minute

when you are tired of using the word "fucking" you say shitty. So instead of saying wait a fucking minute you would just use the word "shitty"
"Just wait a shitty minute!!" screamed Kari.
by KyleK April 2, 2008
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