1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell
2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...
3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...
3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
awww sheet melissa i almost got hit by a car
aww sheet theirs your dad
awww sheet are those the cops
awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver
aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
aww sheet theirs your dad
awww sheet are those the cops
awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver
aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
by yoursupermaketwithaheart June 11, 2010
Get the awww sheetmug. a sheet you rub off on
by bill murry March 27, 2004
Get the monkey sheetmug. Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
Get the Shit The Sheetsmug. 
I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music
by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015
Get the beats for the sheetsmug. extremely lame item that we put on the promotional table when we have no premiums, highlighting the radio station's activity.
by abelicious January 12, 2009
Get the Street Sheetmug. The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
by theman12432 February 13, 2014
Get the cracking sheetsmug.