Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

secret finsta

A Secret Finsta is a Finsta of a Finsta. The one and only purpose of it is to make people who follow their Finsta jealous that you can't see their "secretive posts". It also shows another great reason to why Millennials will make such a positive and great impact on our future.

"Hey, did you see my Secret Finsta post? It was so crazy!!"

"No, you denied my follow request."

"Oh ya."

"And? Can I see it?"

"Sorry, I gotta get to class."

"We have 20 minutes..."

by millennials are the future December 21, 2016

secret society

A cult that observes random people. They believe in Hyunbinism

he was observed by the secret society .....

by Dark Yoon October 2, 2020

Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021