secret society

A cult that observes random people. They believe in Hyunbinism

he was observed by the secret society .....

by Dark Yoon October 2, 2020

Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 3, 2019

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021