A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.
by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011
Get the a screening of Zorromug. The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012
Get the Dual Screeningmug. Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal
by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021
Get the Screen-shitmug. When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.
Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"
Claire: "That's the worst!"
by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018
Get the Screen Achemug. A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.
"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014
Get the screen checkmug. Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
Get the Blue screenmug. Tearing somebody a new one online from safely behind the monitor, phone or tablet screen. Similar to road rage.
Don’t mention politics on my uncle’s Facebook wall. He gets screen rage and loses his mind. He needs therapy. I don’t trust him online or at the wheel!
by S. Logan December 7, 2017
Get the screen ragemug.