hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ

Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts

by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.

Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.

by JayForRunner April 8, 2021

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009

owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens

Did u see his cocktail sausage

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020